No one can even comprehend my awe
I
Shook
Hands
With
KRISTI FUCKING YAMAGUCHI!!!!
are you sure
are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1
that you never listen to bieber
are you totally sure
Favourite 6 Photos of → Darren Criss
omg
I was sitting her going “aww, puppies omg that fourth one is killing me with his eyes.”
Then I read the description and burst out laughing.
My god. The last one is totally him!
As soon as The Avengers comes out on DVD im going to have a party and make all these.
The Captain America:
Shot Glass: 1 part Blue Curacao
1 part Creme de Cacao
1 part Grenadine
The God Of Michief
Martini Glass
2 parts Mead
1 part Goldstrike
1 part Apple Sours
2 parts Lime Juice
1 part Blue Curacao
Crushed Ice
Lemon Peels
God of Thunder
1 part Mead
1 part Lille Hammer
1 part Lingonberry Vodka
Serve with Ice
Iron Man
Orange Slice
1 part Scotch
2 part Orange Juice
1 part Grenadine
The Hulk
Kiwi Slice
1 part Midori
1 part Absinthe
3 parts Mountain Dew
The Black Widow
1 part Kahlua
1 part Vodka
2 shots of Espresso
Hawk Eye
Strongbow
Purple WKD
Aftershock
The Agent Coulson
1 part clear Lemonade
1 part Whili rum
1 part cointream
1 part Gin
1 part vodka
1 part Triple Sec
The Fury
Lime
2 part pomelo
1 part shoch
1 part black sambuca
1 part orange schnapps
- Teacher: Why did you not study?
- Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
